Sunday, November 29, 2009

alec, the actor who cried wolf

Every so often, an actor/actress comes along, upon whom one plants a few dreams. These people are more than favorites. They are screening-room buddies whose each film is eagerly, even hotly, anticipated.

These are people we cast in fantasy films. Well, some of us do.

Burt Reynolds and Beau Bridges are two actors from my distant past who meant something to me. Alec Baldwin and Debra Winger are two others - over-the-top talents who, at one time, I envisoned as playing George and Martha in a remake of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

Come on, doesn't that sound absolutely terrific?

But Baldwin and Winger shared another quality apart from their sizable acting talents. Both were pretty tempestuous. So my cockeyed dreams for them went unfulfilled as their careers spun out of control.

But Alec - okay, I feel as if I know him - rebounded. His is a comeback that rivals John Travolta's. And he seems to be enjoying himself in his Second Act. Good for him. But for some bizarre reason, he has this penchant for periodically making - how shall I put this? - threats.

It's no secret that, once again, Alec Baldwin has threatened to call it quits.

This is the third time, by my count, and each time he does this, I cringe.

The first time, if you recall, occured nearly a decade ago during the 2000 Primary. Baldwin vowed to leave the country and move to Canada if George W. Bush won the Presidency. Well, George did win.

But Alec didn't leave.

The second time was in April of 2007 when Baldwin left his now-notorious voicemail message for his 11-year-old daughter. He was so mortified when he was cornered by the media - nothing is private today - that he threatened to leave the struggling "30 Rock" at the end of the season.

Well, "30 Rock" hung on and so did ... Alec.

Now, he tells Men's Journal magazine in its latest issue that he will leave acting in 2012. And while making this premature farewell, Baldwin rather gratuituously noted that he considers his movie career to be "a complete failure." I'm sure that statement heartens the people with whom he's worked on such worthwhile projects as "Glengarry Glen Ross," "Beetle Juice," "The Departed," "Miami Blues," "Married to the Mob," "The Cooler," "Lymelife," "Outside Providence" and "Talk Radio."

Alec, relax. Your filmmography is full-bodied and fascinating.

But wait! While Baldwin may actually bail this time, he is currrently all over the place doing different things - something that's unlikely to change.

Let's see... He writes for the Huffington Post ... he's part of the New York Times Arts & Leisure speaker series ... he just signed for a second season as co-host of Turner Classic Movies' The Essentials ... and, of course, he will host the next Oscarcast in tandem with Steve Martin.

Alec Baldwin says he's leaving. But is he really?

Why don't I believe him?

9 comments:

gilbertlemon said...

Great minds think alike........................................

jkaiser said...

Sean Penn called it quits for acting after directing "The Indian Runner". Since being "lured" back by Brian DePalma for "Carlito's Way" he has won two acting Oscars.

joe baltake said...

Richard Dreyfuss said the same thing, until he got nominated for "Mr. Holland's Opus." Saying your're going to quit is just another way to garner attention. Maybe Alec will end up with a nomination for "It's Complicated" as a result. If he is nominated, he'll be back in the game with retirement put off. For now.

jbryant said...

Wonder how Joaquin Phoenix's rap career is going?

wwolfe said...

This reminds me of Mad magazine's burlesque of "High Noon," entitled "Ha! Noon." For most of their version of the movie, Gary Cooper's Marshal Kane spends his time saying one of two things: 1.) "I'm a leavin'!;" and 2.) "I'm a-stayin'!" Alec Baldwin, meet Will Kane. (Also, if anyone's paying attention, I, too, threaten to give up my movie career unless I'm nominated for an Oscar. What the heck - it might work.)

Anonymous said...

Everything comes if a man will only wait........................................

john_blutarski said...
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john_blutarski said...

Seeing as how Comcast just bought NBC and Baldwin's character on "30 Rock" works for GE, it should be interesting to see how they keep him around.

Dan Cirucci said...

He should only leave already.
You are right about how he chews the scenery in It's Complicated.
And you're also right about questioning why Streep's character is building an addition instead of downsizing.
Read my review: http://dancirucci.blogspot.com/2010/01/nothing-complicated-about-it.html