"There's no business like show business - and it's a good thing there
isn't ... No other business engages in so much public boasting about
its 'big heart' and indulges in so much private malice with its little
head."
-Sydney J. Harris/Chicago Daily
News
The late Syd Harris' summation of the entertainment industry, written way back
in the 1970s, remains as succinct, penetrating and on-target as ever.
It's a quote that I reference quite often and, when I do, I am invariably reminded of Warner Bros.' New York-based press junket for Harold Ramis' ”Caddyshack" in July of 1980. It remains a highlight of my film-reviewing career, not so much because of the movie which I enjoyed tremendously (and still do) but largely because of what I've come to call "the incident."
The film was screened for the press on a warm Friday night at the Loew's State Theatre (once located at 1540 Broadway and now long gone), with the interview session scheduled for the following Saturday morning at Dangerfield’s, a comedy club at 1118 First Avenue that was co-founded by one of the movie's stars. That would be Rodney Dangerfield.
It's a quote that I reference quite often and, when I do, I am invariably reminded of Warner Bros.' New York-based press junket for Harold Ramis' ”Caddyshack" in July of 1980. It remains a highlight of my film-reviewing career, not so much because of the movie which I enjoyed tremendously (and still do) but largely because of what I've come to call "the incident."
The film was screened for the press on a warm Friday night at the Loew's State Theatre (once located at 1540 Broadway and now long gone), with the interview session scheduled for the following Saturday morning at Dangerfield’s, a comedy club at 1118 First Avenue that was co-founded by one of the movie's stars. That would be Rodney Dangerfield.
The event started off memorably. The atmosphere at the screening felt free-form, informal and appropriately chaotic. The entire "Caddyshack" cast showed up, as well as the comedy ensemble then currently appearing on "Saturday Night Live," there in support of their SNL cohorts Chevy Chase, Bill Murray and Brian Doyle-Murray. While Belushi, Aykroyd and Gilda were all there, what I remember most is Al Franken and Tom Davis standing in an aisle having an animated conversation with Ramis.
The movie itself, deliriously funny, always reminded me of a live-action Looney Tune. Which is apt, given that it was made by Warner Bros. Bill Murray was/is the film's standout, improvising a wild variation on Wile E. Cayote opposite a little animatronic gopher's take on The Road Runner.
Bliss.
The next day, a bus was waiting outside the hotel to deliver the press to Dangerfield's. Here's where matters got strange. I'm in the hotel elevator, see, with about six other people. One guy, thirtysomething, is talking particularly loud and sounds angry. There's profanity. Then I notice that he's looking at me. He starts yelling. He's yelling at me. But why?
I assume he's drunk. Or on drugs. Now, I'm on the bus - and he's there, too, continuing his rant or verbal assault or whatever you want to call it.
Bliss.
The next day, a bus was waiting outside the hotel to deliver the press to Dangerfield's. Here's where matters got strange. I'm in the hotel elevator, see, with about six other people. One guy, thirtysomething, is talking particularly loud and sounds angry. There's profanity. Then I notice that he's looking at me. He starts yelling. He's yelling at me. But why?
I assume he's drunk. Or on drugs. Now, I'm on the bus - and he's there, too, continuing his rant or verbal assault or whatever you want to call it.
OK, now we're at Dangerfield's. The place is packed. Murray shows up needing a shave, wearing a swim suit and matching top and carrying a pizza. Rodney Dangerfield plays maître d', seating everyone. Again, memorable. But that serpentine guy, now sitting in the back of the place, is still yelling at me. Everyone is staring. Studio people try to quiet him to little avail. I'm told his identity by a Warners person. He's someone important, very important, someone intimately involved with the film.
It's Doug Kenney, a comedy genius of the 1970s who worked on the Harvard Lampoon as an undergraduate, co-founded the National Lampoon magazine with Henry Beard and collaborated on the script for "Caddyshack" (not that anyone paid much attention to the screenplay during the production of the film) with Ramis and Brian Doyle-Murray.
Kenney was also one of the movie's producers.
By now, he knows who I am - that I'm with the press and that I'm ostensibly there to help promote his damn film. Wait! Let's get something straight: Contrary to Hollywood legend, it is decidedly not part of a critic's job to help promote or sell a film. (At least, it shouldn't be.) That said, the irrational yelling continued. And people continued to stare at him. And me.
It's Doug Kenney, a comedy genius of the 1970s who worked on the Harvard Lampoon as an undergraduate, co-founded the National Lampoon magazine with Henry Beard and collaborated on the script for "Caddyshack" (not that anyone paid much attention to the screenplay during the production of the film) with Ramis and Brian Doyle-Murray.
Kenney was also one of the movie's producers.
By now, he knows who I am - that I'm with the press and that I'm ostensibly there to help promote his damn film. Wait! Let's get something straight: Contrary to Hollywood legend, it is decidedly not part of a critic's job to help promote or sell a film. (At least, it shouldn't be.) That said, the irrational yelling continued. And people continued to stare at him. And me.
Wow.
I should note at this point that, during "the incident," I was able to figure out the reason for his wrath. I think. At one point, he told me to "take off that button." I was wearing a small button that read, "Animals Have Rights, Too," the slogan of the Fund for Animals, an animal advocacy group (200 West 57th Street in New York), founded in 1967 by the late Cleveland Amory and still going strong. I supported the group's campaigns and animal-care facilities.
He also yelled, "Take off that belt, you hypocrite!" I was wearing a leather belt at the time which, indeed, made me guilty of Doug Kenney's charge.
He also yelled, "Take off that belt, you hypocrite!" I was wearing a leather belt at the time which, indeed, made me guilty of Doug Kenney's charge.
Anyway, when I get back to the office the following Monday, my editor asks me how everything went. I tell Walt about the incident
and we agree that instead of running any interviews, I'd write something
else: a column about how good-natured films are often made by
mean-spirited people - a dichotomy which still fascinates me. Hence, the Sydney J. Harris quote.
That same Monday, I also receive a phone call from Elijah "Lige" Brien, the head of Warners publicity in the New York office at the time, and another from his colleague, Carl Samrock, both apologizing for the bad behavior.
As planned, we eschewed the usual (and expected) interviews and instead I wrote the suggested column, which remains one of my favorites. Not surprisingly, Warners Bros. never addressed my column or questioned why we didn't run any interviews. (The situation was also seized on by Harry J. Themal, a colleague who covered film for the Wilmington News Journal.)
Note in Passing: "The incident," meanwhile, continues to live on. It was documented in a 2017 Behind the Spotlight profile of Ron Brien, Lige's son, by Timothy Dumas.
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That same Monday, I also receive a phone call from Elijah "Lige" Brien, the head of Warners publicity in the New York office at the time, and another from his colleague, Carl Samrock, both apologizing for the bad behavior.
As planned, we eschewed the usual (and expected) interviews and instead I wrote the suggested column, which remains one of my favorites. Not surprisingly, Warners Bros. never addressed my column or questioned why we didn't run any interviews. (The situation was also seized on by Harry J. Themal, a colleague who covered film for the Wilmington News Journal.)
The
movie industry has never been noted for decency or its ability to
cope with success and power. But what about protocol? In the bad
old days, a Harry Cohn or a Jack Warner would have never tolerated anything less than appropriate behavior by one of their own at a public gathering.
But times changed with the collapse of the studio system and the Doug Kenney situation, frankly, was not unique. He was simply one of many movie people who
disappoint and disillusion. Sadly, he passed about a month after the New York incident, falling from a cliff overlooking the Hanapepe Valley on the island of Kauai, Hawaii on August 27, 1980.
There were conflicting reports about his death - that the cliff where he was standing collapsed or that he might have jumped, the latter speculated because, immediately prior to his death, he reportedly left a note for his girlfriend, written on the hotel bathroom mirror, along with a love letter.
Doug Kenney was 33.
There were conflicting reports about his death - that the cliff where he was standing collapsed or that he might have jumped, the latter speculated because, immediately prior to his death, he reportedly left a note for his girlfriend, written on the hotel bathroom mirror, along with a love letter.
Doug Kenney was 33.
Note in Passing: "The incident," meanwhile, continues to live on. It was documented in a 2017 Behind the Spotlight profile of Ron Brien, Lige's son, by Timothy Dumas.
Regarding Comments: All comments are enthusiastically appreciated but are moderated before publication. Replies signed "unknown" or "anonymous" are not encouraged. Please sign any response with a name (real or fabricated) or initials. Be advised that a "name" will be assigned to any accepted post signed "unknown" or "anonymous." Thank you.
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~minimalist poster art for Warner Bros. "Caddyshack"
~design: BCCreate 2013©
~co-stars Cindy Morgan, Scott Colomby and Bill Murray at the New York press screening for "Caddyshack"
~photography: Warner Bros. 1980©
~Doug Kenney
~The "Animal Have Rights, Too" button
~design: Fund for Animals. 1967©
~minimalist poster art for Warner Bros. "Caddyshack"
~design: BCCreate 2013©
~co-stars Cindy Morgan, Scott Colomby and Bill Murray at the New York press screening for "Caddyshack"
~photography: Warner Bros. 1980©
~Doug Kenney
~The "Animal Have Rights, Too" button
~design: Fund for Animals. 1967©
15 comments:
what a weird story! Given the era and the cast of characters I'm guessing drugs played a role in this person's bad behavior
Joe- I remember reading that column when I was living in Philly. I also remember another reporter - for The Philadelphia Inquirer - writing a similar piece around the same time about an unpleasant interview that she had with a self-important actor. Both articles made a vivid impression on me.
Jill, you have a great memory. Yes, an excellent reporter named Jill Gerston (another Jill!) wrote a fabulous Philadelphia Inquirer story on a similar situation that she experienced with the actor Judd Hirsch. I've always thought that Jill wrote the definitive piece on dubious (to put it mildly)show-business behavior. It ran in the May 15th, 1980 edition of the Inky and is worth checking out on microfiche at the Philadelphia library (if you ever get back to the area). -J
Wow, what a story. And yes, I'd wager that drugs were a big part of that.
BTW, it's Wile E. Coyote.
Yikes! Thanks, Mike. Correction made. -J
Yes, Joe, those old moguls schooled their people on how to behave when they were representing the studios. I think old Jack Warner would have yelled, "You'll never work in this town again!"
Bizarre from beginning to end.
I was struck by your parenthetical comment that no one paid attention to the screenplay while filming "Caddyshack." I've read for years that Murray improvised his part in the movie, but it looks to me like everyone is going off-script in the film.
Buñuel- I've always had the same impression and the version of the film prepared by Warner Bros. for TV syndication back in the late '80s pretty much confirms that. That version eliminates several questionable (for television) sequences and fills in the time with scenes cut from the movie, a lot of which involves the home life of the young caddy (Michael O'Keefe) in the film. I got the distinct impression that the film was originally about the caddy with all these oddball characters circling around him. But the release version is all about the oddballs with the caddy playing second fiddle to them.
-J
Well, here's a little project someone could do: Get ahold of the approved final shooting script and compare it to the finished film.
We all know Cadddyshack but in this case, the movie was the McGuffin. What really happened was "the incident." Impossible not to read. Terrific. k
Re: The State theatre...
This was a one-time movie palace on Broadway that was turned into the most ridiculous "twin" theatre I've ever seen. Leows separated the balcony and orchestra sections with a soundproof barrier creating to fairly large rooms.
The lower level had a much smaller screen, since it couldn't go up very high. The upper theatre had a HUGE screen for the size of the room, as they had removed the old proscenium (from the vaudeville and legit days). The way the theatre was raked (one of the first "arena seating" movie houses that I know of) it was almost IMAX scale, since the audience in the front row was only about 15 feet from the screen, which went a bit lower than the seats.
The lower theatre was 35mm. The upper was 70mm. The lower was an uncovered screen, the upper had a curtain, but the tassels were the original "palace" sized, so they looked a bit like something out of the land of the giants.
I remember when Star Trek: The Motion Picture was running on both screens. One listing in the NY Times had an asterisk for "35 mm Dolby". The other listing (same house) had a † for "70mm 6-track stereo". I'll give you a guess as to which had the longer lines.
Thanks, Paul!
Kenney also co-wrote "Animal House," as well as the National Lampoon's famous 1963 high school yearbook. Obviously, both a very talented and deeply troubled guy. (As I recall, the note he left before his fatal fall/jump read, "These are some of my favorite days I've ever wasted." It's hard for me not to read that as a suicide note.)
Paul, I remember all too well the mutilation of the great Loew's State Theatre (I saw Ben-Hur there in its Ultra Panavision 70 glory)...The same atrocity was performed at the Warner Cinerama (formerly the Strand) on 47th Street, which became a tri-plex - The orchestra section became the Warner; the mezzanine and balcony were called the Penthouse; and the backstage area became an intimate art theatre, the Orleans. With the Ziegfeld gone, Radio City Music Hall is the only remaining great New York movie theatre, but it doesn't show movies anymore. I remember when you could see a movie and a stage show for a buck. Now you can see just the stage show for $100!
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