The average modern film comedy leaves one feeling battered and worn out, even the so-called "chick flicks" and romantic comedies. Face it, the romantic comedy died when Meg Ryan illustrated a fake orgasm in the deli sequence of "When Harry Met Sally." And the infamous urgent diarrhea scene (pure guy stuff) in "Bridesmaids" was another discouraging setback.
Today, there is no more exposition - nothing is set up as modern comedies come barreling at us with veritable cattle prods in hand, zapping us every five seconds or so with dubious double-entendrés (the words "penis" and "vagina" are apparently surefire punchlines) and CGI-generated pratfalls.
So what's the problem with all of this?
Most of the time, it simply isn't funny - just strained. Which brings me to two minor gems from the 1960s, both starring Tony Curtis in top form.
1964's "Wild and Wonderful," directed by Michael Anderson ("Around the World in 80 Days," "All the Fine Young Cannibals"), is a nifty take on the eternal triangle. Only in this case, it's a dog - a handsome white standard-size French poodle - that comes between a man and a woman.
Monsieur Cognac is a national celebrity in France, the star of his own TV show, as well as films, and he's completely in love with his owner Giselle Ponchon (Christine Kaufmann, Curtis's wife at the time), obsessively so. Giselle has an acting career of her own, but Cognac's comes first.
One day, Cognac disappears and goes on a bender. He meets Terry Williams (Curtis), an American musican performing in Paris, and in one of the film's more hilarious scenes, Terry and Cognac go on a wild drinking spree.
True to his name, Cognac loves alcohol. When Giselle tracks down her dog and meets Terry, she falls madly in love - much to Cognac's chagrin. The rest of the film is about how a disapproving Cognac sets up roadblocks for Terry and Giselle, feigning illness and even abuse (supposedly at the hand of Terry) and generally acting out.
"Wild and Wonderful" is effortless fun. George Clooney should do a remake (with Marion Cotillard, perhaps?). And Universal should release the original on DVD already.

A year earlier, in 1963, Curtis made an affable Universal comedy for a first-time director named Norman Jewison: "40 Pounds of Trouble," about a casino manager who gets stuck with an orphan as a marker.
Sound familiar? Jewison's debut film is, of course, based on the famous Damon Runyon story, "Little Miss Marker," which has inspired at least three other film versions - Alexander Hall's "Little Miss Marker" (1934) with Adolphe Menjou and Shirley Temple; Sidney Lanfield's "Sorrowful Jones" (1949) with Bob Hope and Lucille Ball, and Walter Bernstein's "Little Miss Marker" (1980) with Walter Matthau, Julie Andrews and ... Tony Curtis. Small world, this place called Hollywood.
In Jewison's version of the material, Curtis plays Steve McCluskey who manages a Lake Tahoe casino for Bernie Friedman (Phil Silvers). Steve is trying to juggle the responsibilities of his job with his attempts to evade the private eyes hired by his ex-wife to collect past alimony.
Complicating matters are (1) Bernie's niece, Chris Lockwood (Suzanne Pleshette), who arrives to sing at the casino and who Steve thinks is actually Bernie's mistress, and (2) a 6-year-old named Penny Piper (Claire Wilcox), who has been abandoned by her father who owes the casino money. When Penny's dad ends up dead, the kid ends up with Steve.
This leads to an antic chase through Disneyland, with Steve using Chris and Penny as his little family to ward off his pursuers.
The exceptional supporting cast includes such pros as Silvers, Kevin McCarthy, Howard Morris and Edward Andrews. Better yet, Pleshette matches up well with Curtis - they make a hugely attractive couple - and she also gets to sing here ("If You," by Sydney Shaw and Mort Lindsey).

Jewison followed "40 Pounds of Trouble" with Doris Day's "The Thrill of It All," made the same year from a great script by Carl Reiner.
A year later, in '64, Day recruited Jewison for the best of her three comedies twith Rock Hudson, "Send Me No Flowers," based on the short-lived but very funny Norman Barasch-Carroll Moore stage play that starred David Wayne and Nancy Olson during the 1960 theater season.
Next for Norman Jewison came "The Cincinnati Kid" and "The Art of Love" (both 1965), "The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming" (1966) and then his Oscar winner, "In the Heat of the Night" (1967).
A nice, steady rise.
That said, "40 Pounds of Trouble" is also unavailable on home entertainment. Both films should be taken off whatever shelf on which they've been languishing seemingly for decades at Universal. They'd also be perfect programming for Turner Classic Movies. Hint, hint.
Note in Passing: Thanks to my friend Marvin for sending me a rare VHS copy of "40 Pounds of Trouble," taped off of television when it was still possible to see the film. I'm in heaven.
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~Tony Curtis, Monsieur Cognac and Christine Kaufmann in "Wild and Wonderful"
~Tony Curtis, Monsieur Cognac and Christine Kaufmann in "Wild and Wonderful"
~photography: Universal-International 1964 ©
~Poster art for "Wild and Wonderful"
~Poster art for "40 Pounds of Trouble"
~Poster art for "Wild and Wonderful"
~Poster art for "40 Pounds of Trouble"
~Tony Curtis and Suzanne Pleshette in "40 Pounds of Trouble"
~photography: Universal-International. 1963 ©